Well, it's a Ducati

"Hey, I love your bike...I'd go home with you, just for a ride!". I heard the woman yell from across the Walmart parking lot as I was walking to the Monster. I wish I could tell you it was because I'm terribly handsome but you'd need x-ray vision to recognize me under all the motorcycle gear I'm wearing. It's the Ducati effect. It works. It can come in handy if you're single. Just make sure you're parking your bike elsewhere and not at the Walmart that has the car/motorcycle section stocked with the hard to find items. She was not exactly pageant material and now that I'm writing this, there may have been a couple of teeth missing. But...I still rev'ed the Monster higher than usual as I was leaving the parking lot. You know. I do it for the fans.